Bill Brawl

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Good morning 🌤️ Denmark passed a new law that taxes farmers for the farts carbon emissions produced by their livestock. It turns out cattle emit about six metric tons of carbon dioxide a year, about the same amount of emissions as a Luzira-Bugolobi taxi in a year. Ugandans—hear us out—we might have figured out a way for you to gain a little from your exploitative ruling class of cattle keepers.

In other news, we officially passed the halfway mark of the year.
*checks notes* We didn’t make it to the gym. Did you?

—Gloria Mbabazi, Shem Opolot

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