đź’° Spend Now, Worry Later.

May 20, 2024

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đź’° Spend Now, Worry Later.

With a colossal Shs. 72.13 trillion budget rubber-stamped for Uganda’s 2024/2025 financial year, and no sign of much-needed austerity as Uganda’s debt-to-GDP ratio hovers at 52%, it’s not a wild assertion that Uganda’s aging ruling class has said, “f**k them kids.”

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