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Good morning 🌀️ If you’re single and don’t know what ethical non-monogamy means, you might be a good candidate for the future of dating. According to the CEO of Bumble, individuals’ AIs will soon β€œpre-flirt” to determine if the humans should proceed with arguing over who pays for dinner.

You said you were tired of telling people your favorite color, and you wanted to send a PDF with your info ahead of the date, and now here we are Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―. That, plus this take, leads us to believe dating today is as promising as Uganda’s census.

Have a good week!

β€”Gloria Mbabazi, Shem Opolot

EAST AFRICA
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬ EFRIS Evolution.

The President of Uganda held a glorified Parents and Teachers Association (PTA) meeting at Kololo Independence Grounds to chat about Electronic Fiscal Receipting and Invoicing Solutions (EFRIS) for Value Added Tax collections with the discombobulated downtown traders.

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