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đź«Ł Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil

March 18, 2024

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đź«Ł Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil

At this point, all of Uganda’s recent problems can be traced back to the LGBTQ+ community. The plunder in parliament, the pillage by night, the potholes along your path, and even the sweltering heat at high noon today.

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