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Good morning 🌤️ What’s the most shameless thing you’ve ever done? Peeing in the shower doesn’t count. The lawyers who fought valiantly to void Elon Musk’s $56Bn compensation package for being outrageous requested $6Bn in legal fees—payable in Tesla stock, no less. That’s the equivalent of about $300,000 per hour.
Have a good week!
—Gloria Mbabazi, Shem Opolot
HEADLINES
🫣 Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil
At this point, all of Uganda’s recent problems can be traced back to the LGBTQ+ community. The plunder in parliament, the pillage by night, the potholes along your path, and even the sweltering heat at high noon today.
