🦊 Fox in the Henhouse.

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Good morning 🌤️ *Scene opens*: After making everyone concerned about the make and model of the passenger plane they board, Boeing sent two astronauts to space—we presume—to overcompensate show they could do a hard thing well. *Fade to black and cut to new scene*: The two astronauts are stranded in space indefinitely as NASA tries to resolve issues with the spacecraft. Men will do everything but go to therapy.

—Gloria Mbabazi, Shem Opolot

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