Guns Down, Fingers Crossed

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Good morning 🌥️ Sam Altman, the founder of OpenAI—which brought you ChatGPT—and our possible, potential, maybe future tech dystopia overlord, said that when users use affectations such as “please” and “thank you” with ChatGPT, it costs OpenAI millions on their electricity bill. So, should you a) find other prudent ways to ingratiate yourself with the robots or b) double down in the hopes of putting OpenAI out of business?

—Gloria Mbabazi, Shem Opolot

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