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Good morning 🌤️ After botching the publicity around Kate Middleton’s absence from the public eye severally, Buckingham Palace is hiring a communications assistant for $32,641 a year. Yes, really. If you’d like mess, stress, and a new address, apply here.
Have a good week!
—Gloria Mbabazi, Shem Opolot
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🥷🏾 Low-budget Money Heist
If you still have a bank account with Equity Bank Uganda, you must know something we don’t. Please reply to this email with your plug so we can partake in this profitable, willing suspension of disbelief.
