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Good morning 🌤️ In this week’s episode of read the fine print, a man sued Disney for the wrongful death of his wife, who died from an allergic reaction after a meal at a Disney theme park. He wanted only ~$50,000 from a conglomerate that gives us more Marvel content than we want, but Disney’s legal team says the man waived his rights to sue when he used a Disney+ free trial. Cheap things will cost you.

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