Hunger Games

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Good morning 🌥️ Imagine you’re Apple—one of the most valuable companies on the planet. You’ve tried to make Siri happen for a while; you even poached Google’s head of AI because Google Assistant made Siri look like a child trying on their father’s shoes, but, almost 20 years later, Siri still sucks. You rest on your laurels because your ecosystem ringfences your clients into a cult community. But you sleep through your alarm and are blindsided in the AI race when ChatGPT launches. You scramble and launch Apple Intelligence, but it amounts to Siri Pro at best, especially when compared to the competition. Your last hope? You publish a paper effectively bashing AI, claiming it doesn’t actually reason but simply memorizes patterns. You know, like most people…

From where we’re sitting, two things can be true: 1) Apple could have a bad case of AI sour grapes, and 2) reasoning is hard, as evidenced by humanity’s failure to do so everyday.

—Gloria Mbabazi, Shem Opolot

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