đź’° Loyalty vs. Integrity.

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đź’° Loyalty vs. Integrity. 

You know that saying about elephants fighting? You are the grass, but even worse—more often than not, you pay for the elephants to reserve space in the field to fight. Now that you’re sufficiently enraged, let’s proceed.

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