💉 Trade Trickery

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Good morning 🌤️ A hedge fund billionaire purchased a dinosaur fossil for $45 million, Joe Biden dropped out of the U.S. Presidential race (a rapidly developing story), we have a second malaria vaccine that isn’t an elixir, and the world’s worst IT outage united millions of white-collar workers everywhere. We like the drama, and the tweets are premium, but we kinda miss precedented times.

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