Treason Season

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Good morning 🌥️ When Larry Ellison went to bed on Tuesday night last week, he was already filthy rich. But then his small company, which you might have heard of, called Oracle, signed a $300 bn deal with OpenAI. When 81-year-old Larry, who still owns ~40% of Oracle, woke up the next day, he had made the largest single-day gain in net worth in history, adding $100 bn to pass Elon Musk and become the richest man in the world.

But wait, there’s more. This anecdote could still make you feel poorer.

If Elon Musk’s new pay packages, which are valued in the trillions, get approved, he could pass Larry again soon and become the first trillionaire.

Please respect our privacy during this tough time.

—Gloria Mbabazi, Shem Opolot

How 433 Investors Unlocked 400X Return Potential

Institutional investors back startups to unlock outsized returns. Regular investors have to wait. But not anymore. Thanks to regulatory updates, some companies are doing things differently.

Take Revolut. In 2016, 433 regular people invested an average of $2,730. Today? They got a 400X buyout offer from the company, as Revolut’s valuation increased 89,900% in the same timeframe.

No wonder 10K+ everyday people are taking the chance on Pacaso.

Founded by a former Zillow exec, Pacaso’s co-ownership tech reshapes the $1.3T vacation home market. They’ve earned $110M+ in gross profit to date, including 41% YoY growth in 2024 alone. They even reserved the Nasdaq ticker PCSO.

The same institutional investors behind Uber, Venmo, and eBay backed Pacaso. And you can join them. But not for long. Pacaso’s investment opportunity ends September 18.

Invest While You Still Can

_{Paid advertisement for Pacaso’s Regulation A offering. Read the offering circular at invest.pacaso.com. Reserving a ticker symbol is not a guarantee that the company will go public. Listing on the NASDAQ is subject to approvals.}

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